the things you do for mousse

[crazyjane]

The scene: Watching the latest episode of Bones.



The scene: Booth (David Boreanaz) has just been diagnosed with a brain tumour. This was discovered after he repeatedly hallucinated Stewie from Family Guy was berating him.

Wuff: Aww, Angel's got a tumour.

Me: It's not Angel.

Wuff: Oh wait, that's it! He's really an FBI agent, but he thinks he's a vampire.

Me: Wait ... what?

Wuff: Yeah, it all makes sense. He's warm, he has a heartbeat, but he's 'really' a vampire. He thinks that 'cos he's got a brain tumour. So that explains why he has all these super fighting skills and stuff, he's FBI-trained!

Me: Oh good grief.

Wuff: (grinning evilly) And you're going to be wonderful to me and write that now, aren't you?

Me: No!

Wuff: I'll share my chocolate-chip mousse with you ...

Me: ... I can't promise that.

Wuff: Well, if you write this conversation up on LJ I'll share my mousse with you.

Me: Oh, all right. (begins typing) I can't believe I'm selling out for chocolate mousse ...