she doesn't get it from ME, that's for sure

[crazyjane]

The scene: the lounge room. Lilygirl is counting up her accumulated birthday, Xmas and pocket money.


Lilygirl: I have 93 dollars and 20 cents!

Me: Awesome. Can I have a loan?

Lilygirl: How much?

Me: Oh, 93 dollars should do it.

Lilygirl: (suspiciously) What do you want to buy with it?

Me: ... Stuff.

Lilygirl: Then, no. Guess what I'm going to do with my money?

Me: Buy a present for your dear Mummy?

Lilygirl: (look of fatuous adoration and syrupy voice) I don't need to buy a present for my Mummy. I am a present for my Mummy.

Me: (speechless)

Comments

[inspiral_rose]

Love it. Nicely done, that lass.