2012-02-12

crazyjane: (reject reality)
2012-02-12 09:22 pm

Sunday Night Cephalopods

The scene: in the lounge, watching a documentary on mathematics with [profile] fire_wuff. (Yes, we're just that geeky.) The presenter starts talking about the Fibonacci sequence, and presents a nautilus shell for demonstration. Just for fun, he wanders off to an aquarium to see a live one, where the scientist tells us that they're actually cephalopods.

Wuff: They were the warriors, you know.

Me: What?

Wuff: Oh, yeah. Before they embraced peace and decided to return to the sea. They roamed the land keeping the Cephalod races safe.

Me: Really. Nope, I'm not going anywhere near this.

Wuff: Of course, the octopuses were the engineers.

Me: No, they weren't. The octopuses were the scientists.

Wuff: That makes sense. The squids were the engineers, then.

Me: Yeah, the octopuses figured out how things were done, and ... dammit.

Wuff: (grinning like a maniac) My work here is done.